BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A McDonald’s employee in Chicago has reportedly been fired when it was found that he was replacing the toys in Happy Meals with copies of his original music. Tyshaun Granger, a high school student in Chicago, replaced the toys with paper slipcases featuring a burnt copy of his “gangasta rap” cd. Parents were outraged when they got home after they found their young children listening to the Granger’s vulgar lyrics. And they got even angrier when their kids began using explicit language voicing how they felt about not having enough French fries and McNuggets.