BREAKING NEWS – Westlake Village, California – Actor Tom Selleck had truckloads of water from a public hydrant delivered to his sprawling Hidden Valley ranch, according to court documents filed against the veteran actor by a Ventura County water district. The Calleguas Municipal Water District said in a complaint filed in Ventura County Superior Court accusing the actor of theft during a record setting statewide drought, that on more than a dozen occasions since 2013, a white truck filled up at a Thousand Oaks hydrant and hauled the water to his 60-acre ranch. Selleck responded to the complaint at a press conference, stating, “I am a very attractive person, thus I should also have very attractive landscaping. People who look average or worst, that are shallow with empty, lives will never be able to embrace or understand this simple concept.”