BREAKING NEWS – Kingsport, Tennessee – A Tennessee woman suspected of counterfeiting thousands of dollars, is blaming President Obama for her arrest. Pamela Downs, 45, of Kingsport was arrested Sunday after trying to pay for groceries with a $5 bill, which the clerk immediately suspected was fake.The bill was printed on computer paper and glued together, but still falling apart, according to the Kingsport Times News. Downs was reportedly shouting ”I don’t give a s***, all these other b****es get to print money so I can too,” as she was being handcuffed. She later admitted to using the paper purchased at a Walmart to print the money, but claimed it was well within her right to do so, because of a law Obama made. Her court appointed lawyer announced that his defense is going to be either Downs used the money to buy food from a grocery store that was licensed by the state, thus it’s not a federal issue, or her actions proves she is legally insane. “Either way”, he added “I plan on suing Walmart for knowingly and willingly supplying her with the product to commit the alleged crime.”