BREAKING NEWS – Fallujah, Iraq – Depraved jihadis fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq have started using chickens as mobile improvised explosive devices. Members of the terror group operating in and around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping explosive belts to chickens, which are then encouraged to wander into enemy camps. Once the chickens are successfully within striking distance without having aroused suspicion, the ISIS extremists apparently use remote controls to set off the devices, killing all those close by. Due to this latest new story, KFC has decided to temporarily if not permanently to stop hiring Muslims.