BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Archaeologists digging for ruins ahead of a new construction project in Jerusalem made an incredible discovery—that immediately began to vanish. During the last hours of a “salvage excavation” two months ago, the Israel Antiquities Authority stumbled upon a 2,000-year-old ritual bath when a stone suddenly disappeared into a black hole. That hole turned out to be the remains of the bath, accessible by a stone staircase, which includes an anteroom with benches and a winepress. Carved into a natural stone cave, the bath itself wasn’t so unusual, but the writing which appeared to be advertising that covered the plaster walls was. The product being promoted was a brand of soap that was apparently fairly popular back then with children that was called “Mr. Bubblestein”.