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BREAKING NEWS – Tucker, Georgia – According to the U.S. Poultry and Egg Association, farmers that have televisions and watch MMA fighting, when chickens see it, they would almost immediately become very violent toward each other. They say this would explain the dramatic rise in hen-to-hen combat.