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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – After the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same sex marriage nationwide, a group of African-American men who strongly believe in polygamy wants the courts to take up their case. They are trying to gain publicity with billboards stating that “Black Wives Matter”.