BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A U.S. drone strike in Syria Tuesday reportedly killed one of ISIS’ top online recruiters. The Wall Street Journal reported the death of Junaid Hussein, citing two people familiar with the operation. The officials said that Hussein was killed by a targeted airstrike at his home near the Syrian city of Raqqa, while he was literally on his computer looking for new recruits. A representative of ISIS has now sent a registered letter to the Pentagon threatening to sue them in small claims court, unless they immediately pay them $799.00 plus tax for the laptop, and $1300.00 for the clean up fees surrounding mopping up Hussein’s body parts caused by a laser guided missile.