Paula-Deen

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC announces that Paula Deen will be one of the contestants in the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars”. Deen who has made controversial statements about African-Americans says she learned from her mistakes and grown from them. When asked what she thought her chances are of winning, she replied ”Well that depends on how many blacks I’ll be competing against. Their genetic make-up gives them a clear advantage in regards to rhythm and feet shuffling.”