BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The new “All Inclusive Flag” designed by the ACLU has now made its public debut. The president of the civil liberties organization Susan Herman, stated that this is not the final product, because a few groups that are currently left out will soon be added. She explained that, “We will be merging into the current design, the confederate flag to represent southerners, the black power flag to represent African-Americans, and a red flag for people who are in relationships that have picked up on subtle clues in regards to future problems.”