BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Khloe Kardashian announces that she is seriously considering suing the owner of the Love Ranch, which is the brothel in Nevada where Lamar Odom nearly went into a coma. She is accusing him of a doing an inadequate job of trying to control the behavior of her estranged husband by not having an off staff marriage counselor. Khloe then explained that she as well as her entire family are offended that the owner is trying use some negative publicity to further his brand. Khloe also stated that she is considering filing a complaint with the Better Business Bureau in Crystal Nevada, because the local dug dealer displayed “second-rate” customer service when he sold Lamar some substandard cocaine.