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BREAKING NEWS – East Longmeadow, Massachusetts – The Milton Bradley Company who created “Battleship”, “Connect Four”, and “Twister”, has announced a shakeup in the organization. Due to the poor sales of their latest product “The Blame Game”, they have fired the inventor and the entire marketing team.