BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU states that they will continue to push for the ban of the term “Black Friday” because many African-Americans find it offensive. They also said in the future they will seek to have the term “Cyber Monday” removed, because they believe it’s just a matter of time before robots will take exception to it, once technology is at the point where they can program them to be ultra-sensitive of political correctness.
