BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Men all over America are now being added to a massive class action lawsuit against all cell phone manufacturers. They are accusing Verizon, T-Mobile, and Samsung among others, for indirectly destroying and/or harming their relationships with women. More specifically, the men are alleging that these companies have recklessly allowed questionable images to be stored on their cell phones, that were eventually discovered by either their very nosy girlfriends, snooping wives, and sometimes both.
