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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to doctors at ABC, they have given Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kirstie Alley’s partner on “Dancing with the Stars” a thorough examination. Their medical report concludes that Maksim’s carrying Kirstie across the stage is the likely cause of his hernia.