BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – McDonald’s in Japan is about to supersize one of its most popular burgers. The Giga Big Mac has four beef patties instead of the regular two, and has 2.8 times more meat. Even though the massive sandwich won’t appeal to everyone in Japan, Mc Donald’s stated that it will be very popular among Sumo wrestlers, Buddah impersonators, and obese ex-Hindus that no longer feel cows are sacred, and are now trying to catch up on missed meals.
