BREAKING NEWS – Rainer, Oregon – A sex education book full of illustrations called “It’s Perfectly Normal”, depicting sexual acts has ignited a controversy after it was left at an Oregon elementary school library. The principal at Hudson Park Elementary School in Rainier admitted in a letter to parents that the book was inappropriately shown to fourth-graders in the library. However, Rainier School District officials backed by the ACLU responded by saying in part, “The book is no big deal, and the only parents that are complaining are the ones that are so inhibited, that they are improperly denying their children access to the world of pornography. And we wouldn’t doubt if these are the exact same parents that were whining last year about a lesson in one of our health classes, that showed the children the best way to find a vein in case they ever got addicted to heroin.”