BREAKING NEWS – Polk City, Florida – Elephants from the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus are now permanently retired and being sent to their new 200-acre home in central Florida. The largest land animal will no longer be used for shows, even though they have been the symbol of this circus since P.T. Barnum brought one to America in 1882. Congress however is seriously considering transporting some of the elephants to prisons, to be used for simultaneous executions of inmates on death row, providing the animals can be trained to stampede on command.