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BREAKING NEWS – Reno, Nevada – An air traffic controller gets suspended for sleeping for at least 16 minutes as pilots were requesting instructions to land. The FAA says it is now taking an “aggressive no nonsense approach” to resolve this issue by disabling all the snooze buttons on alarm clocks in the control towers.