BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Just two days after an email scandal forced her resignation as head of the Democratic Party, Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz could be on her own in a suddenly tough re-election battle, as fellow House Democrats turn their back — and withhold their money — while contributions pour in for her primary opponent. Feeling betrayed, she angrily referred to them as being anti-Semitic because she’s Jewish, and are likely “closet Nazi sympathizers”. Wasserman-Schultz then went on to say she is launching an investigation into how many of her “former” democratic allies have ties to Germany, including if any of them have ever owned a Volkswagen.