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BREAKING NEWS – Brussels, Belgium – The once luxurious Grand Orient Express built in 1883, was a favorite for affluent travelers, but is now rusting on its tracks in Belgium. Even though it hasn’t moved an inch in a long time, experts believe it is still more reliable with it’s arrival and departure times than Amtrak.