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BREAKING NEWS – Toltén, Chilea – An amusement in Chilea has now shut down what they thought would be a major tourist attraction. A spokesman for the company acknowledged that most of the visitors thought it was too dangerous and refused to ride on the “Submarine Roller Coaster”.