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BREAKING NEWS – Florence, Italy – While filming the new season of MTV’s hit Jersey Shore in Italy, Snooki is injured in a car accident. After examining and listening to her, doctors insist that she wears a neck brace to support the excessive amount of rocks she has in her head.