BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Huma Abedin vigorously defended her husband Anthony Weiner, insisting that he did not forward any classified email to anyone, that she sent to his computer. “I am confident that the perverted man that I am unfortunately married to, did not compromise any military secrets to any of those underage girls he regularly sent explicit photos of himself. There are certain lines that I know he won’t cross, and I have no doubt he only discussed with them boobs, not bombs.”
