BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that the plan to soon lobby Congress, in attempt to end Veteran’s Day. The president of the civil liberties organization Susan Herman, stated at a press conference, “We should not be honoring the military due to their long history of indulging in violence. Even to this day, the Pentagon does not deny that many people in the U.S. military frequently bring weapons to the front lines of battlefields, knowing full well they can cause serious injuries to opposing forces.”
