BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A classified U.S. Air Force spaceplane spent 718 days in orbit before coming down at Kennedy Space Center. The reusable X-37B spacecraft is built by Boeing and launches on Atlas V rockets for extended missions in orbit. The spaceplane, similar in appearance to the Space Shuttle but only 29 feet long, needs no cockpit or life support systems, and can operate in orbit for hundreds of days at a time. North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is now threatening the United States in regards to the relatively unknown aircraft. The oppressive leader stated that he is giving America ten days to turn over to him all information regarding the X-37B, or he’ll start publicly executing every North Korean government official that he felt should’ve already known about the existence of the mysterious shuttle. “Based on how the U.S. responds to my ultimatum on what I’ll do to my own people,” explained Kim Jong Un, “will show how they really feel about human rights.”
