BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather and Irish MMA fighter Conor MacGregor are all set to slug it out in Sin City August 26th. Mayweather currently owes $22.2 million in federal taxes from 2015, and many people believe that he was compelled to come out of retirement, since both fighters will pocket about $100 million. Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is alleging that their managers had very little to do with negotiating the total purse of the upcoming bout, and he has irrefutable proof that it was arranged exclusively by the IRS and leprechauns.