BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – Back in the optimistic early days of space exploration, everyone thought it was a great idea to offer aliens a chart telling them how to find Planet Earth. But now the man who sent four maps into deep space Frank Drake, fears this decision could prove to be disastrous. “In those days, all the people I dealt with were optimists, and they thought the ETs would be friendly,” Drake told National Geographic. “Sending directions to get here may be a costly mistake if they arrive with advanced weaponry and hostile intentions. Either we should stop sending maps altogether, or still send them out, but leave instructions for space aliens to land on the south side of Chicago, because it’s not likely they’ll get out of that community alive.”
