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BREAKING NEWS – Franklin County, New York – Native Americans in New York are complaining to the U.S. Forest Service in regards to not having a greater amount of birds of prey on their reservation. They acknowledge that have plenty of eagles and falcons, but was wondering why they didn’t have mo’ hawks.