BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The South Beach Diet” is a popular diet developed by Arthur Agatston and promoted in a best-selling 2003 book. It emphasizes eating high-fiber, low-glycemic carbohydrates, unsaturated fats, and lean protein, and categorizes carbohydrates and fats as “good” or “bad”. Agatston has announced that he will soon be releasing a new book called “The Shout Beach Diet”. In this book, you can eat anything you want. But you lose weight when you constantly “shout” insults toward people at the ocean’s shore regarding their physical appearance, and then immediately exercise by running as fast as you can while being pursued by someone who wants to beat you to a pulp.
