BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The ACLU is outraged that during the false alarm for a missile attack in Hawaii, the police unfairly prevented residents from looting stores. “If the citizens felt that they only have a few minutes to live, why weren’t they allowed to be happy with some stolen merchandise?” explained ACLU president Susan Herman. “Those cops should be fired or suspended! At the very least, every proactive cop in Hawaii that participated with such an insensitive proactive mindset, owes an apology to every thief that was hindered from robbing some of the local businesses.”
