BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – The U.S. Army has filed a challenge opposing the application of the NHL’s newest franchise to register the trademark “Vegas Golden Knights.” In a claim filed with the U.S. Trademark Trial and Appeal Board in suburban Washington, the Army claims it will be damaged if the trademark is registered and says it has acquired exclusive rights to it that predate any rights claimed by the NHL team. If the Army is successful in their lawsuit, Satan said he plans to sue two NHL teams for trademark infringement, the New Jersey Devils and the Calgary Flames.
