BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Joe Jackson, the father of the late Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson and the mastermind behind The Jackson 5, has died at age 89. The family’s patriarch engineered the careers of The Jackson 5, and then the solo careers of Michael and Janet Jackson. Though his children accused their controversial father of abuse, he never admitted it. However, according to a witness that stood near him on his deathbed, his final words before expiring were, “The only regret of my entire life, is that when they were young, I wish I would’ve brutalized my kids more often.”