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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are being raised about the current health status of 85 year old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. A leaked memo from her law clerk, stated that every time he goes into her office, “she seems to be motionless staring off into space, and she smells like embalming fluid.”