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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wedding planned for this weekend between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris has now been canceled. Hefner decided to call off the wedding after recently repeatedly waking up in the middle of the night, catching Crystal measuring him for a casket.