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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now promoting their agenda, by alleging that wild animals that are female held in captivity and “coerced to breed”, is a form of sexual harassment. They are trying to have this type of activity banned, and their rallying cry is being promoted by the #MeZoo movement.