BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a congressional hearing, Democratic Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas, states that radical Muslims aren’t the only violent religious people in the United States, and that Christians are just as violent. She attempted to validate her point by saying that when she was in church a few weeks ago, an unidentified person hit her in the back of the head with a hymn book. The congresswoman was visibly angry when she overheard some republicans at the hearing say “amen”.