BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily throwing some coffee he just bought at the restaurant, that he alleged was way too hot.
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily throwing some coffee he just bought at the restaurant, that he alleged was way too hot.