BREAKING NEWS – New York City,New York – The Wall Street rule for the #MeToo era is now avoid women at all cost. No more dinners with female colleagues. Don’t sit next to them on flights. Book hotel rooms on different floors. Avoid one-on-one meetings. In fact, as a wealth adviser put it, just hiring a woman these days is “an unknown risk.” What if she took something he said the wrong way? The president of NOW (National Organization of Women) Terry O’Neill was outraged, and responded to the new policy at a press conference.“How dare men do this to women!” she angrily began. “This is Vice President Pence’s fault because he has taken his marriage vows way too serious, and now men are avoiding us! Thus, I would urge every woman who believes that a man refused to sit next to them on a flight, or books a different floor in a hotel on a business trip to avoid her, to file a gender discrimination lawsuit. And even if a man is falsely accused, he can still avoid his personal life getting unfairly publicly scrutinized, by giving the woman a reasonable amount of cash, as an act of chivalry.”
