BREAKING NEWS – Bloemfontein, South Africa – While attending a function in South Africa in her honor, Oprah Winfrey finds it difficult to hide her emotions after receiving a text that informed her of the continued declining ratings of OWN.
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BREAKING NEWS – Bloemfontein, South Africa – While attending a function in South Africa in her honor, Oprah Winfrey finds it difficult to hide her emotions after receiving a text that informed her of the continued declining ratings of OWN.