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BREAKING NEWS – Yichun City, China – Competitors sit in a hot spring during a chili eating contest in which the winner ate 20 peppers in one minute. China considered banning the competition after the woman who won last year was hospitalized after eating 31 extremely hot peppers, when an X-ray established that her ovaries were on fire.