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BREAKING NEWS – Sri Lanka – An angry new home owner states that he plans on suing his realtor in the near future, even though he bought the property sight unseen. He added that his realtor was correct when he said it was beach front property, but was deceptive when he said it was a two story home when it’s obviously just one.