BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-S.C.) made a rookie mistake when he attempted to bring a six-pack of beer onto the floor of the House of Representatives. Cunningham laughed off the incident after he was stopped, according to a reporter on the scene, and slurred his words when he spoke. “It is not fair to subject me to the ongoing stupidity of my party and remain sober, because I can’t do it, I just can’t do it,” he explained to the security guard.” He immediately left, but Capital Hill cops stopped him a second time when he tried to enter a few hours later, carrying a crackpipe.
