BREAKING NEWS β Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg allegedly recently attended a concert called, “Notorious RBG in Song” in Washington, D.C., marking her first public appearance since undergoing lung cancer surgery last December. Many people doubt that it was not actually Ginsburg at the concert but in reality was a dummy, because “it” was expressionless, and the person sitting next to βherβ was a local liberal ventriloquist that appeared to be continuously rubbing her back.