BREAKING NEWS – The Vatican, Italy – Pope Francis I got into a shouting match with a five year old boy, as both of their tempers flared. It escalated to the point when the child yelled out, “Why don’t you do more to protect me and my kindergarten friends from all the predators that work for you?” Security stepped in and eventually removed the child, but not before the Pope yelled back, “Maybe if you and your little guy friends stopped dressing so provocatively, the priests will leave you alone!”
