BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has confirmed that the U.S. has financially crippled Al Qaeda. They said at the the time Osama bin Laden was killed, he was filling out paperwork for a home loan modification.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has confirmed that the U.S. has financially crippled Al Qaeda. They said at the the time Osama bin Laden was killed, he was filling out paperwork for a home loan modification.