BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into a museum and stole several statues of Dracula. The police arrested him for theft, charging him with several “counts”.
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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into a museum and stole several statues of Dracula. The police arrested him for theft, charging him with several “counts”.