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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – There is nationwide outrage over the possibility that Casey Anthony will profit from what most people believe, her getting away with murder. Tv reporters feel that because millions of people are now forming lynch mobs, soon after Casey is released, she’ll be seen on the ten o’clock “noose”.