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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Because of the concerns of her safety, Casey Anthony decides to relocate to a place where her exact location won’t be disclosed by her neighbors or the local government. An ongoing rumor is that she recently acquired a P.O. box in Osama bin Laden’s old neighborhood.