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BREAKING NEWS – Elk Grove, Illinois – According to a study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, 70% of married women’s first child, is conceived within the first two weeks of her honeymoon. For 80% of single women, their first child is usually conceived within two hours of leaving a bar.